So, I was at Como today with my friend Greg for a concert. We were sitting in the pavillion by the lake and we saw this little kid playing near the water, watching a group of ducks. Cute, right?
And then we realized that the kid came from the womb of Satan's mistress. He wasn't watching the family of ducks, he was throwing rocks at them! Luckily for the ducks, he had a horrible aim.
If this kid came from Satan's mistress, I probably came from Satan's armpit, because I thought it was wicked funny. You should have seen the gusto with which he chucked those rocks.